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这英文好的还真看不懂阿~~~『老爸的英文情书』……………真的很好笑      摘自台湾日报

老爸一直以追到有校花之称的老妈而自豪,但每次讲到掳获老妈芳心的致命关键的一封英文情书,老妈都笑得前俯后仰,经过我们一再催逼,老妈终于拿出老爸当年写给她的情书,看了真的是 OH!MY GOD!很有一套喔!

Dear wang little sister:

From see you one eye, I shit love you. Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again. Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. I think l should introduce myself to you. I call Li big great. Toyear 25. My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. I am a good man, in a big company work. I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; Like Your people

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!

没有高手翻译你不会看得懂的喔!

全版如下~~~~

Dear wang little sister:
亲爱的王小姐:

From see you one eye, I shit love you. Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.
自从看到你的第一眼 ,我便爱上你。妳的眼睛闭上,我就死了,你的眼睛打开,我又活过来,妳的眼睛贬啊贬,我就死去活来。

Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也许你不记得我,没有关係,当你仔细看着我,你就会一见锺情。

I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想应该介绍一下自己。

I call Li big great. Toyear 25.
我叫李大伟,今年 25。
( 今天是today,那幺今年就是toyear。至于伟就翻成great吧!)

My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四口人:爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。 

I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一个好男人,在一家大公司上班。

I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
我每天都做早操,这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。

Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
请嫁给我吧!否则我将削髮为僧,找个庙来了此一生。(实在想不起「嫁」字怎幺翻译,好在头脑灵光,嫁过来不就是和我吃住在一起。至于「庙」字,也不会翻译,不过很多和尚住在一起的地方,就是庙。 )

Like Your people
喜欢妳的人

*原来做早操的英文是
make early fuck……

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